Who are you?
I'm a gigantic hipster-in-denial (a.k.a. a law student working abroad) who loves to talk. Since I can never find enough real people to talk to, I talk to the blog.

What is the point of this blog?
Good question! See here.

So you're just a bored twentysomething loser who can't get your life together and has therefore decided to write a blog?
Well, I wouldn't have put it that way. But yes.

That's not very original.
I know, sorry. I apologized just now even though you insulted me. Oh I forgot to say, I'm from Canada.

Hey! Did you blog about me?
No. Well, not unless I mentioned you by name, in which case I would have secured your permission in advance. The exception to this is if you are a public personality such as Anne Hathaway or Kate Middleton, in which case I assume you know that you are fair game, and anyway you are surely not reading this blog. If you are a clubber, a pick-up artist, a person whose taste in movies I find questionable, an assclown, or any other sort I have discussed on here, you may rest assured that I was inspired neither solely nor especially by you. (Also, in the immortal words of Carly Simon, you're so vain.)

Can I leave a comment saying whatever I want?
Absolutely, and I encourage you to do so. However, please be advised that while comments disagreeing with the subject of the post are acceptable, those that are needlessly vulgar, way off topic, or obnoxious in tone will be deleted.

What??? So lame.
I know, but what can I do? Lame is sort of my middle name if you know what I mean.