Thursday, June 30, 2011

Crying Babies

Whenever you see a crying baby, don't you just want to say to him "man, what are you so upset about, don't you know it ain't never gonna get any better than this?"

Or maybe, if the baby is a little older and his friend has hit him or something, "well, it's a lesson best learned young that the world was designed for the success of assholes"?
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  1. Babies are the worst!

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  2. I just want to say, "STOP CRYING. You are loud."

    I think motherhood is probably not a good idea for a good long while, haha.

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  3. Alanna and I are on the same wavelength. I always find it rather annoying after a while.

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  4. I know! I keep telling my baby nephew that life is full of disappointments, and comparatively, this isn't so bad!

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  5. I once saw on tv T. Berry Brazelton calming a tantruming child by saying, "I know, it's hard to be three. I know." I always found that simultaneously comical and comforting.

    Also, you would cry too if you had poop in your pants.

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